Let me first define SOMF. SOMF stands for Sit on my Face, coined by my long lost uncle Robin Williams. In one of his standup comedies he is quoted for saying to a girl “I bet I could guess how much you weigh.” And she says, “How?” He replies, “If you sat on my face.”
Today’s winner goes to Instagram star, Jen Selter. Jen defines what an ass really is and she can sit on my face any day.
By: Dago Joe