Derf of the Day

Does this look like the face of a lady who drove 2 miles through a LA suburb with a dying man on her windshield?

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Driver With Man On Windshield Says She Panicked

By Mario Sevilla

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A woman who drove 2 miles through a Los Angeles suburb with a dying man on her windshield says she can’t remember hitting him.

Sherry Lynn Wilkins testified Wednesday that he seemed to fly onto her car in the 2012 incident in Torrance, but the events were a surreal blur.

Prosecutors say 31-year-old Phillip Moreno was struck so hard that he flipped onto Wilkins’ car and punched a hole in the windshield.

“It was a flash, “Wilkins said. “I pretty much felt him landing on my window. To me, it felt like he came from the sky.”

Asked by her attorney how she felt in that moment, she said, “Very confused, like it wasn’t real. It took me a while to figure out there was a body on the windshield.”

“I didn’t feel like I had hit him with my car,” she said. “I felt like he fell into my windshield from up high.”

Wilkins said she panicked and kept driving until other motorists told her to pull over.

“I was very scared,” she said. “I kind of froze.”

Wilkins, a former addict who became a drug and alcohol counselor, wept and said she’d been drinking that night but wasn’t drunk. She said she had been “self-medicating” while waiting for knee-replacement surgery and had consumed three airplane-size bottles of vodka and a can of Budweiser beer and Clamato before starting to drive.

Prosecutors say her blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit.

Wilkins has pleaded not guilty to murder, DUI and hit-and-run.

Copyright 2014 The Associated Press. 

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Derf: a word used to describe the dumbest of actions. Usually used as an insult, it is known to be most effective when shouted

Introducing Alice in WonDERFland. This story is so ridiculous when I first read it I couldn’t believe it was real. She claims, “it was a flash, To me it felt like it came from the sky.” Ok, so now you think an angel has miraculously landed on your windshield, so what do you do? You drive around after pounding persy vodkas and bud clamatos (solid choice) for 2 miles while the poor guy is fighting for his life. He’s on your windshield lady, your fucking WINDSHIELD! If this guy didn’t watch enough Jason Statham and Vin Diesel movies he woulda been toast. But instead, this guy lived a stuntman’s dream and rode around on a windshield of a car for 2 miles. Yes 2 miles. Meanwhile, the lady driving has not one fuckin clue of what is happening. To her, he looked like an angel. To him, she looked like a drunk, cracked out devil lost in wonderfland.

The fact that this guy survived is absolutely unreal, and he gets two thumbs up in my book. He definitely did his homework by watching XXX, Crank, The Transporter and Death Race before stepping foot outside his LA suburb home.

By the way, there his no doubt he is the son of Vin Diesel and Jason Statham…I even heard he was Diesel’s stuntman in XXX. Pretty crazy.

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“DICK you just entered the ZANDER ZONE…Moral is don’t be a DICK, DICK!!”

By: Dago Joe

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