Shitsenders.com

http://www.shitsenders.com. This might be the greatest website of all time. Remember that lady in the Richmond District who didn’t let you park your car in front of her house because you were 2 centimeters in her driveway? Or that douchebag in your dorm that thought he was cool because he always won beer pong games simply because he practiced with water cups day in and day out? Or how about that professor who failed you because you missed more than 3 classes? And of course you remember your ex-girlfriend who cheated on you multiple times. (Those may or may not have happened to me before).

This is the perfect payback. Send them shit. Yes, SHIT. You can send them all different types…

Cow Dung – 1 quart
$15.95 + $7.95 shipping
Cow Dung – 1 gallon
$24.95 + $9.95 shipping
Elephant Crap – 1 quart
$17.95 + $7.95 shipping
Elephant Crap – 1 gallon
$26.95 + $9.95 shipping
Gorilla shit – 1 quart
$19.95 + $7.95 shipping
Gorilla shit – 1 gallon
$28.95 + $9.95 shipping
NEW! shit Combo Pack
3 Types of shit in 1 Package!!!
Combo shit Pack – 1 gallon
$44.95 + $9.95 shipping

And even a combo pack! What goes around, comes around. And sometimes it’s in the form of Shit.

Or you can be just like me and package up shit from your dog. Either way works.

“Don’t tell me my business DEVIL WOMAN!”

By: Dago Joe

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