Marine Corps veteran William Kyle Carpenter will become the Marine’s third Medal of Honor recipient since the start of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Marine Corps Times writes, citing unnamed officials.
Carpenter, a medically retired corporal who’s 24 now, has been praised publicly since reports emerged that he risked his own life to save his friend.
Hope Hodge Seck, of the Marine Corps Times, reports:
Carpenter’s Medal of Honor nomination stems from reports that, as a 21-year-old lance corporal, he intentionally covered a grenade to save the life of his friend, Lance Cpl. Nicholas Eufrazio on Nov. 21, 2010, as the two Marines were standing guard on a rooftop in the Marjah district of Afghanistan’s Helmand province. Both men survived the blast, but were badly wounded.
Carpenter — whose Medal of Honor has not been officially announced — had serious injuries, including the loss of his right eye, the blowing out of his right ear drum, a fractured nose, and destruction of his lower jaw and cheek bones. Carpenter’s face is marked by shrapnel scars from the grenade’s explosion.
Lance Corporal Eufrazio was rendered unable to speak until late 2012 due to his own injuries. (By: Jeremy Bender)
Kyle defines what it means to be a hero. He dove on a grenade to save his friend. Yes, he dove on a fucking grenade. Not too many heroes who receive the Medal of Honor are alive which proves how courageous he was. This guy deserves whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life. He wants a dog. Government better get him a dog. He wants 20 hookers, a pool, and a 1966 Mustang Convertible. Government better get him all 3 of those. I’m not gonna get into politics right now, but fuck all of this free money and Obama bucks bullshit (ok, I did, now arrest me). Government money should be given to guys like this, not leaches who suck the government dry and don’t contribute a thing to society. The worst is when these leaches run outta welfare money, they either pump out another kid or claim they have an injury to keep getting free money. Our society is backwards. People are complacent because everything is given to them by our Big government. I’m not saying I contribute a ton to society. I work for a moving company to pay for my weekends and when I’m not working, I write because I enjoy it. Sorry about the rant, but all I’m saying is that guys like this should be rewarded with government money, and I know damn well he will be given money. But, he deserves whatever the fuck he wants. So give it to him, Obama.
Thank you for your service Kyle and thank you for showing our nation what a hero looks like.
By: Dago Joe
USA WOMEN’S HOCKEY
We were up 2-0 with 3:30 left in the 3rd. Canada snuck 1 in and pulled their goalie with just under 2 minutes. On a clear that looked like it was going in, the puck hit Canada’s post. The fucking post. Canada came back with speed against the USA women’s defense who were playing back and soft. Prevent defense never works in any sport… Canada buried another 1 to tie it up and send the game into Sudden Death.
OT: Canada gets called on a cross check. Powerplay for us. Then what happens? The refs call an absolute bullshit slashing on us. Such horse shit, couldn’t believe it after seeing the replay. We get called on another penalty when a Canada player had a breakaway. Coulda been called a penalty shot and wasn’t, but the refs missed the hold on Canada at mid-ice before that.
4 on 2. Fucking refs, ruined a great game. I can’t believe we lost that game. We’re coming for you Canada. I promise you that. THIS IS WAR.
By: Dago Joe
Talk about owning the crease. The Czech goalie, Ondrej Pavelec, got his crease dominated worse than Lisa Ann and Shyla Stylez combined. Team USA used their speed to open up the ice and possess the puck low in the Czech’s zone multiple times. David Backes, Dustin Brown, and Ryan Callahan also known as the Meat Line define this tactic. Their chemistry is on fire and they know how to get the puck behind defensemen and spread the puck to open up the net. They found the back of the net twice in the 1st period on goals from Backes and Brown.
Phil Kessel scored for the fifth time in 4 games and Jonathan Quick stayed solid with 21 saves. Defensemen, Ryan Suter, who’s father was on the 1980 team, had a great game with 3 assists. Team USA won the game 5-2 and will take on Canada this Friday at 9 am PT. Canada barely beat 11th seed Latvia, but there’s no doubt this Friday will be a tough game against the favorites.
Russia got knocked out today, and so did local artists, Pussy Riot…
Probably not a good day to protest.
Our defense is playing well, but I’m sure we are going to need a big game from Quick. I’m also waiting for Kane to do something more than just hog the puck and turn it over. If there’s any time to step up, it’s now. The winner will play either Sweden or Finland in the gold medal game. And to Sid, don’t fuck with The Big Pavelski again…
By: Dago Joe
For those of you who missed the USA vs Russia game this past Saturday, I feel bad for you. It was one of the most historic games for Team USA behind the Miracle on Ice in 1980. Since the game was at 4:30 am, I decided to DVR it and of course I recorded the game with extended time in case it went into OT & shootouts. Worst thing about watching a game on DVR is not being able to look at your phone or computer for a few hours. Being able to fast forward through the intermissions is awesome, but I have to say, I always prefer to watch a game live. However, 4:30 am is brutal, and DVR was necessary for a game time like this.
The game was outstanding to say the least. While Russia outsized Team USA, Coach Dan Bylsma had a few tricks up his sleeve to stop them on their home ice.
1. Put a body on Ovechkin.
2. Have Ryan Callahan fly around the ice like a mad man.
3. Speed kills.
These 3 minor elements of the game plan were key to the USA beating Russia. 1. The US didn’t give Ovechkin any space, and made sure to follow through on their hits during his shifts. He did have some scary shots, but overall, the US did a great job of roughing him up. 2. I loved the way Ryan Callahan played the entire game. He flew around the ice, throwing his body at any Ruski in his way. His scrappy edge frustrated a number of the Ruskis, and a successful hockey team always needs a guy like Callahan. 3. Speed certainly does kill. We were outsized, and the Russians were fast as hell too, but I thought we out skated them. We were able to put the puck into space and capitalize on our opportunities.
Other than the assist to Joe Pavelski for our first goal, I wasn’t too impressed by Patrick Kane. He had a dumb penalty at the end of the 2nd, turned the puck over on a 4 on 3, and choked on a breakaway. He didn’t attempt any type of deke and went straight for the 5 hole. I’m not gonna be too critical, but I expected more from him.
I’m also nervous about winning face-offs. We couldn’t win any face-offs against Pavel Datsuk, so I’m a bit nervous when we have to face Canada. Datsuk is a top 5 player in the world, but we gotta win more. Possession is huge in close games.
1. Joe Pavelski for scoring his 1st goal of the tournament with help from Patrick Kane.
2. Ryan Callahan for doing what he does best (hitting and pissing Ruskis off).
3. Jonathan Quick for having a great game in between the pipes with 29 saves and 5 saves in the shootout.
4. Ryan Kessler for sacrificing his body and taking a puck to the wrist.
5. Phil Kessel and Cam Fowler for putting in the 1st goal.
6. TJ Motherfucking Oshie.
Oshie put the team on his back in Shootouts and went 4 for 6. The kid stepped up to the plate and won us the game. Thank you TJ, thank you. One day can I hang out with your smokeshow wife while you practice penalty shots? Maybe?
Team USA smoked the Slovenians the following day 5-1. The cheese heads out of Wisconsin, Phil Kessel and Joe Pavelski, stole the show. Kessel scored 3 goals, each assisted by Pavelski.
We play tomorrow against the winner of the Czech Republic vs. Slovakia game. We’re coming for you Canada…
By: Dago Joe
Jaroslav Halak. How did it feel to get to get embarrassed, dominated, and bent over in front of the entire world? In case you don’t know who he is, he is the Slovakian goalie. Team USA put in 5 goals on the poor bastard. Slovakia looked like the NY Rangers on October 8 against the Sharks (except the Sharks put in 9). Halak is lucky Tomas Hertl isn’t American…
Wow did Team USA look good. They looked as good as Margot Robbie did in Wolf of Wall Street…
…..Stunning the entire world. Here are the highlights…
Congrats to John Carlson, Ryan Kesler, David Backes, Phil Kessel (who’s sister is on the women’s team), and Paul Stastny for scoring goals. Stastny recorded 2 goals against his father’s country of origin. Jonathan Quick finished with 22 saves and Slovakia was blatantly offsides on the only one he let by. All in all, the US played fast, hit well, and capitalized on all of their opportunities. Their chemistry was supreme and will continue to grow as the tournament continues. After watching that game, I’m sure other countries are shitting their pants right now. I’m looking forward to watching Team USA take on Russia tomorrow morning. I have a good feeling about the game.
By: Dago Joe
In less than 48 hours, the USA hockey team will take on Slovakia, and I can’t wait. This NHL break is killing me. Without hockey, I’m like a pet without an owner. Simply lost. I feel like Shadow did when Peter ditched him to go to Canada in Homeward Bound 2…
…Sad, Angry, Lost, Frustrated, and Forgotten.
I’ve been hockey-less since this past Friday when the Sharks beat the Blue Jackets at home. The Sharks went into the break with a 2 game winning streak after their OT win against the Stars on Wednesday, February 5th. Tommy Wingels’ top shelf winning goal was awesome and I love beating Dallas as much as I love beating LA. That was a bold statement, I take that back. I can’t fuckin stand LA. I hate the Kings and I hate the fact that I have to cheer for Dustin Brown and Jonathan Quick in a couple of days. Kings fans might be the biggest jokes in all of sports. There is a reason that “bandwagon” appears on google search after typing in “LA Kings fans”.
However, they aren’t as douchey as Canucks fans. Canucks fans suck the most. Such obnoxious assholes. The Canucks’ fans almost took over the Tank when the Sharks lost to the Canucks in the 2011 Conference Finals. How this happened, I don’t know. But, they were loud and they loved to argue as much as I did. When we got knocked out, all I wanted to do is punch one of them square in the jaw and watch his knees buckle below him before he cracked his head open on the pavement and began to bleed out. Too far? The Sharks ended up doing that for me when they swept the Canucks this past playoffs. This brings me to another player I can’t stand cheering for. Ryan Kessler. That dirty little bastard. I used to hate Torres as much as I hated him, but Torres joined the good side, and Kessler is and will always be a punk.
“I’m the #1 douchiest hockey fan!”
It is important to realize that Brown and Kessler are now playing for Team USA. After the Olympics are over, my hatred will continue. But for now, DUCKS FLY TOGETHER.
By: Dago Joe
1. RYAN MILLER
|6-2||175||7/17/1980||L||East Lansing, Mich.||Buffalo Sabres|
Miller has an impressive .926 save percentage this year, but surprisingly, it’s just .928 at even strength. He has 24 quality starts in 36 games, or an excellent 66.7 percent. His great reputation in the shootout is backed by a very good career save percentage of .708.Miller has an impressive .926 save percentage this year, but surprisingly, it’s just .928 at even strength. He has 24 quality starts in 36 games, or an excellent 66.7 percent. His great reputation in the shootout is backed by a very good career save percentage of .708.
2. JONATHAN QUICK
|6-1||218||1/21/1986||L||Milford, Conn.||Los Angeles Kings|
Quick has a roughly league-average .917 save percentage but a solid .931 at even strength. He has 16 quality starts in 28 games, or a decent 57.1 percent. His career save percentage in the shootout is a very good .705.
3. JIMMY HOWARD
|6-0||218||3/26/1984||L||Ogdensburg, N.Y.||Detroit Red Wings|
Howard has a roughly league-average .916 save percentage this year, including .923 at even strength. He has 16 quality starts in 29 games, or 55.2 percent. His career save percentage in the shootout is a very good .699. By: Rob Vollman
First of all, I can’t stand Jonathan Quick for being on the LA Kings, so I would never vote for him. And he was such a baby squid in the playoffs against the Sharks last season, bitching to the refs the entire series. Hatred aside, Quick plays behind one of the best defenses in the NHL and his glove hand isn’t all that strong. Teams score on Quick when they get the puck off the ice.
Howard is a solid goalie too, but he’s said to be too aggressive at times, while consistency is another problem for him. He’s known to give up goals on his blocker side too often, but I see Howard as the future goalie of Team USA.
I say we go with Ryan Miller. Miller was an absolute beast in Vancouver in 2010. We may have lost (fuck sid the kid), but Miller won the MVP. His experience under the big lights in the Vancouver Olympics as well as his consistency and high saving percentage earns him the starting spot in Sochi. Oh, and lets not forget his flow…
Talk about some serious hockey flow. Well done Ryan. Well done.
Now onto their wives Smokesmash…
First up: Jimmy’s wife, Rachel
Ryan’s wife, Noureen DeWulf
Holy smokes Noureen Dewulf is a goddess. Miller winning on all levels. Congrats, and lead us to the Gold. I want the Gold.
By: Dago Joe
This is the real Sandlot. Instead of PF Flyers they have boots and instead of bicycles they have tanks. Look at how cool these photos are. These guys take badass to whole another level. Fighting for our country and putting their lives on the line to protect ours while we fathom about Grammy performances, sports stars talking shit, and why our lives are terrible because we hate our jobs. Lets stop bitching and have some respect for these guys.
Nothing better than seeing the Marines hold down America’s pastime in that shit stain on the map known as Afghanistan. These guys rule and I’m glad I got to see these photos. Semper Fi.
I wish somebody was there to play Green Onions for these war heroes…I still and will always get goosebumps from this scene…
And would someone sack the fuck up and send them a Wendy Peffercorn?…I mean a mail order bride from Russia couldn’t be too expensive right? Just make sure she is blonde and is fluent in English, then ship her to the Marines base in Afghanistan instead of America….
By: Dago Joe